'Publicly Stoned’

Spring 2024

Once in a millennia, a day like 4/20/24 comes around.

Let’s not squander such a legendary opportunity.

Gather around everyone, it’s time to get PUBLICLY STONED.

'Separation of church & prostate’

Fall 2023

It’s healthy to get a prostate exam every 2 years.

Let’s not PROTEST, let’s just follow the Holy Father’s example.

Medically it’s time for a SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND PROSTATE!

‘BABY SHOWER’

Spring 2023

Today’s forecast calls for cloudy skies with a large change of…

What? No that can’t be. That’s… impossible…

Apparently folks there is a large chance of a BABY SHOWER?!

‘Just The Tip: Getting to second baste.’

FALL 2022

The juiciest turkeys are buttered up and slowly teased in and out of the oven at 475°F.

Only once the turkey is cooked through can you begin to work it and gently baste it with JUST THE TIP.

‘Reverse Thanksgiving’

Fall 2019

"How does it feel to be on the other end of the baster?”

“Well Doc it feels just like a prostate exam”

“Well it’s not…it’s a Reverse Thanksgiving!”

‘A Tactical Baptism’

Spring 2019

"Commander in Priest, the subject is ready to talk."

"Great. Bring him in—OH MY, what—what did you do to him."

"Sir, we did the only thing we know how. We performed a... A TACTICAL BAPTISM!”

‘Sad Feet’

Fall 2018

What's that? 'Meep' Another dark comedy show? 'Meep meep' At 11:59pm? 'Meep' And for two nights?! 'Meep meep meep' Wow! I didn't know penguins liked dark comedy! 'Meepity meep' Tough but fair... tough but fair.

‘On Thin Ice’

Spring 2018

Hello and welcome to Midnight Comedy's first ever show, On Thin Ice! When you're not cracking up like the precariously attenuated ice beneath us, you'll be drowning in a sea of laughs as we succumb to the treacherous waters that run below the lake's frozen surface. If you're interested in seeing something really cool, or if you just want to break the ice and meet the troupe, then this show is the thing for you!